Amdesihttp://amdesi.kinja.comen<![CDATA[Quick, someone hide this from Gary Marshall or he'll do to it what he does to Love Actually every ye]]>http://gawker.com/5869414/you-will-absolutely-fall-in-love-with-this-adorable-couples-wonderful-year?comment=45349300#commentsQuick, someone hide this from Gary Marshall or he'll do to it what he does to Love Actually every year.

If this is fake, I don't want to know it. <3

]]>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:50:28 GMT479120016<![CDATA[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was written by Roald Dahl and Ian Fleming. ]]>http://gawker.com/5867091/travel-channel-pulls-touching-christmas-special-about-a-child+licking-demon?comment=45140724#commentsChitty Chitty Bang Bang was written by Roald Dahl and Ian Fleming. Which tells you everything you need to know about it. I personally think it's completely awesome. And I don't think the Child Catcher bit was a coincidence.

]]>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 18:04:30 GMT479155668<![CDATA[Um, has your sister tried a supermarket? ]]>http://gawker.com/5865516/india-do-not-make-the-wal+mart-mistake?comment=44954988#commentsUm, has your sister tried a supermarket? There are at least three national chains I can think of offhand and lots more regional ones and all white foreign women will be happy to know everyone pays the same price at these shops.

]]>Tue, 6 Dec 2011 18:34:40 GMT479183599<![CDATA[Ha, rumor has it that Clooney's tipped for the role!]]>http://gawker.com/5862316/aaron-sorkin-will-reinvent-steve-jobs?comment=44644952#commentsHa, rumor has it that Clooney's tipped for the role!

]]>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 05:20:37 GMT479246171<![CDATA[I once saw her pour entire fifths of Bacardi and Tequila with a little lemonade into a giant flower ]]>http://gawker.com/5852613/the-best-four-minutes-of-sandra-lees-ridiculous-halloween-special?comment=43779243#commentsI once saw her pour entire fifths of Bacardi and Tequila with a little lemonade into a giant flower vase. I forget if that was the episode with the portable fountain on the sideboard but I remember thinking it was a shame she didn't turn it into a Teqacardonade fountain.

]]>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:23:05 GMT479411512<![CDATA[Tony Bourdain's just jealous nothing he ever made will ever make the kind of lasting impact this cak]]>http://gawker.com/5852613/the-best-four-minutes-of-sandra-lees-ridiculous-halloween-special?comment=43768593#commentsTony Bourdain's just jealous nothing he ever made will ever make the kind of lasting impact this cake has made on our collective consciousness. It's the modern equivalent of an ancient rite of passage that requires you to scar a part of your body. In this case, our retinas.

Suck on a few more seal eyeballs to drown out the pain, Tony!

]]>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 10:59:40 GMT479411406<![CDATA[good lord, she can even make liquor sound repulsive.]]>http://gawker.com/5852613/the-best-four-minutes-of-sandra-lees-ridiculous-halloween-special?comment=43768570#commentsgood lord, she can even make liquor sound repulsive.

]]>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 10:55:19 GMT479411405<![CDATA[Dear God, his FACE!! ]]>http://gawker.com/5841983/simon-cowell-has-choice-words-for-his-x-factor-co+judges?comment=42847472#commentsDear God, his FACE!! What in Botox hell and eyeshadow purgatory is that?

]]>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:17:56 GMT479633857<![CDATA[@BowlingForDollars That's the exact same memory that flashed in my mind. ]]>http://gawker.com/5824097/singer-amy-winehouse-dead-at-27?comment=41223392#comments@BowlingForDollars That's the exact same memory that flashed in my mind. She was so delighted that night and so genuine, esp in comparison to the rest of her peers. No pretense, just pure talent. I guess I'm just so used to everyone running off to rehab these days and coming out just the same to do the same thing over and over again, I didn't actually think she'd die.

]]>Sat, 23 Jul 2011 18:58:00 GMT480038071<![CDATA[It's true that a lot of people won't respond unless they have something to lose personally, but phot]]>http://gawker.com/5798799/jon-stewart-release-the-bin-laden-death-photos?comment=38934037#commentsIt's true that a lot of people won't respond unless they have something to lose personally, but photos can be pretty shocking. Just check out the comments on the OBL compound carnage thread. People are shocked and disgusted that such photos would even exist and that Gawker would link to them... apparently it's one thing to cheer in the streets when an operation goes down, it's a whole different thing when you are forced to confront what it is that you are cheering.

]]>Thu, 5 May 2011 06:17:21 GMT476075901<![CDATA[That's right, only socialists ever use the term "spread the wealth". ]]>http://gawker.com/5786713/bill-sammon-lying-propagandist?comment=37980077#commentsThat's right, only socialists ever use the term "spread the wealth". It's not a common term of speech or anything. In fact, it's the catchphrase of that dreaded terror of the modern world, The Bit Socialist.

]]>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:38:24 GMT476270819<![CDATA[I guess nobody told Palin the India Today Conclave is sponsored by the India Today group... a public]]>http://gawker.com/5783496/indian-media-discovers-the-terrors-of-reporting-on-sarah-palin?comment=37765392#commentsI guess nobody told Palin the India Today Conclave is sponsored by the India Today group... a publication house with several magazines and television channels. Facepalm.

]]>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 07:18:10 GMT480421315<![CDATA[I think the lesson to be learned from this experience is that when making a funny, use a number like]]>http://gawker.com/5678153/15-billion-cruise-liner-slips-under-bridge-with-20+inch-margin-of-error?comment=31696385#commentsI think the lesson to be learned from this experience is that when making a funny, use a number like eleventy.

]]>Mon, 1 Nov 2010 13:41:25 GMT481691727<![CDATA[@Canayan: Oh, I hope he keeps on famewhoring right into criminal charges.]]>http://gawker.com/5674653/kentucky-headstomper-wants-apology-from-lady-he-stomped-on?comment=31441116#comments@Canayan: Oh, I hope he keeps on famewhoring right into criminal charges.

]]>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 17:08:17 GMT481924407<![CDATA[@seyswho: You could always get a proxy just to be safe.]]>http://gawker.com/5674170/limewire-shuts-down-file-sharing?comment=31415252#comments@seyswho: You could always get a proxy just to be safe.

]]>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 05:33:07 GMT481932645<![CDATA[@iplaudius: TERRORFOTOZ!!]]>http://gawker.com/5668368/this-street-art-just-won-its-anonymous-artist-100000?comment=31034768#comments@iplaudius: TERRORFOTOZ!!1!1!!

]]>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 09:17:25 GMT482013676<![CDATA[@SoccerMummy: Exactly what I was thinking.]]>http://gawker.com/5668044/barack-obama-may-not-visit-sikh-temple-over-required-headwear?comment=31031825#comments@SoccerMummy: Exactly what I was thinking.

But then he'd be a President with his head wrapped in a flag of truce, I suppose.

]]>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 06:02:09 GMT482020081<![CDATA[Does he do the special Gestapo dance?]]>http://gawker.com/5659792/meet-the-tea-party-candidate-who-plays-nazi-dress-up-on-weekends?comment=30496711#comments

Does he do the special Gestapo dance?

]]>Sat, 9 Oct 2010 19:27:04 GMT482135507<![CDATA[MAGADHEERAAAAAAAAAA!]]>http://gawker.com/5636862/robert-rodriguez-pops-in-on-the-soup?comment=29071759#commentsMAGADHEERAAAAAAAAAA!

+RobR and Joel McHale = this movie should happen.

]]>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:49:56 GMT482448359<![CDATA[That baby is going to grow up and eat its parents. ]]>http://gawker.com/5635267/now-presenting-the-lady-gaga-costume-for-infants?comment=28982250#commentsThat baby is going to grow up and eat its parents. I vote we give it a pass.

]]>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 12:03:10 GMT482466054<![CDATA[@Doreen DelPurgatorio: Bernie Madoff will take that deal.]]>http://gawker.com/5620921/some-random-kid-owes-172-million-in-taxes?comment=28069679#comments@Doreen DelPurgatorio: Bernie Madoff will take that deal.

]]>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 05:13:07 GMT482704235<![CDATA[@onebadclam: I forget: will that make hair grow on his palms or make him go blind?]]>http://gawker.com/5591801/scandal-liberal-journalists-colluded-to-write-open-letter?comment=26290733#comments@onebadclam: I forget: will that make hair grow on his palms or make him go blind?

Oh wait.

]]>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 05:37:25 GMT483139620<![CDATA[@Dan Mitchell: The way he returns repeatedly to the issue suggests he has an oral fixation.]]>http://gawker.com/5586812/ill-burn-the-goddamn-house-down-but-blow-me-first-mel-gibson-gets-creative-in-his-latest-rant?comment=25967063#comments@Dan Mitchell: The way he returns repeatedly to the issue suggests he has an oral fixation.

]]>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:38:31 GMT483213244<![CDATA[Dear God, his poor ex-wife. ]]>http://gawker.com/5584987/my-career-is-over-another-terrifying-mel-gibson-phone-call-is-now-online?comment=25872871#commentsDear God, his poor ex-wife. And his poor kids. And this poor baby.

]]>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 04:05:04 GMT483240075<![CDATA[@HelenofPeel: He sounds like he hates himself more than he hates anything.]]>http://gawker.com/5583622/mel-gibsons-horrifying-phone-call-is-now-online?comment=25776224#comments@HelenofPeel: He sounds like he hates himself more than he hates anything.

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